Curmudgeon Joke

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST & HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after, evolved into a curmudgeon, went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot, drank beer, had shitloads of money and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

HT: The EllTee, who is a serious curmudgeon, but refuses to blog.